every goddam time
buy in. 4 J offsuit. fold. 3 6 off. fold. 5 8 off. fold again. small blind.
9 Q spades. let’s run it. 3x the limpers. heads-up to the flop: 9 9 Q rainbow. BANG. raise the pot. he sees me to the turn: 2. BANG AGAIN. raise. calls again. river: K. Shit. check raise? bet? bet. he raised. fuck. deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep iiiiiinnnnnnnnnn tttthhhhhheeeeeeee taaaaaaaaannnnnnnk.
does he have it? does he have it!? does he fucking have it??!! look at him. sweating like a ripe fucking tomato. choking himself with his tie. he’s lying out his fucking balls. fuck it. shove. he snap calls and shows the nuts: K9.